hamjob

When a woman wraps a slice of ham around a guy's penis and then gives him a handjob.

Nick: Man to spice up me and Blair's love life i had her give me a hamjob the other day.

Bobby: Yo how was it?

Nick: SWEEEEEEET

by dukerj94 August 13, 2010

hamjob

-noun

a handjob received after the age of 20

Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.

by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008

hamjob

As a woman gets older and her vagina or meat wallet gets larger, to tighten her up so it feels 20 years younger, a ham is stuffed into the womans vagina and the bone is pulled out. This creates a more youthful feeling vagina.

Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer

by imbadinnv September 6, 2005

hamjob

A hand job given by a fat stripper.

I went to the strip club and got a cottage cheese cutey to give me the best hamjob ever.

by Snuggle Piss April 14, 2016

hamzobr

Hamzobr is Hmzibr11bb and he’s built different

Hamzobr is built different

by Johnny6917 November 7, 2020

humjob

1. A blowjob given while humming.

by cakes June 11, 2003

hamhobbles in a knobbywocket

The phrase 'hamhobbles in a knobbywocket' is British, and it's mainly said in an INCREDIBLY high-pitched crappy British accent. It's usually said like the phrase 'don't get your panties in a bunch', except British-ized. It could mean anything.

a) Argh, i'm in a scuzz, cheerio mate!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.

b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.

c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!

by Alissa January 1, 2005