Nick: Man to spice up me and Blair's love life i had her give me a hamjob the other day.
Bobby: Yo how was it?
Nick: SWEEEEEEET
Bobby: Yo how was it?
Nick: SWEEEEEEET
by dukerj94 August 12, 2010
A brilliant pun made by a University of Pennsylvania UA Wharton Representative Candidate in Spring 2011 that refers to the amazing job she'll do on the UA. Working for increased student involvement in PSG, interculturalism, and collaboration between student organizations, I know who I'll be voting for.
by kate4ua March 29, 2011
Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.
by Lil Chewy July 17, 2008
As a woman gets older and her vagina or meat wallet gets larger, to tighten her up so it feels 20 years younger, a ham is stuffed into the womans vagina and the bone is pulled out. This creates a more youthful feeling vagina.
Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer
by imbadinnv September 06, 2005
To wrap ham (specifically sliced ham) around a person's penis and give them a hand job. Afterwards, the giver takes the ham and eats it.
by Vagiotta April 24, 2007
"Mr. Porky" came running when the ham job bell rang.
Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.
Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.
by scodder May 25, 2010
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
