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a handjob received after the age of 20
Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.
hamjob by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008
As a woman gets older and her vagina or meat wallet gets larger, to tighten her up so it feels 20 years younger, a ham is stuffed into the womans vagina and the bone is pulled out. This creates a more youthful feeling vagina.
Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer
hamjob by imbadinnv September 6, 2005
A hand job given by a fat stripper.
I went to the strip club and got a cottage cheese cutey to give me the best hamjob ever.
hamjob by Snuggle Piss April 14, 2016
Hamzobr is Hmzibr11bb and he’s built different
Hamzobr is built different
hamzobr by Johnny6917 November 7, 2020
1. A blowjob given while humming.
humjob by cakes June 11, 2003

hamhobbles in a knobbywocket 

The phrase 'hamhobbles in a knobbywocket' is British, and it's mainly said in an INCREDIBLY high-pitched crappy British accent. It's usually said like the phrase 'don't get your panties in a bunch', except British-ized. It could mean anything.
a) Argh, i'm in a scuzz, cheerio mate!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.

b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.

c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!
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