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hillarium 

To Describe A Situation That Was Funny In The Past Tense.
(Hill-Air-E-Um)
"It Was Absolute Hillarium"
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hilarimous

hilarimous comes from the word hilarious, but it is even funnier, usually used sarcastically
hahaha, man! that's hilarimous :P
hilarimous by nate February 25, 2005

Hitlerium 

Noun. A lethal substance with a smexy hairdo and neat mustache. 1 small dose enough to kill 6.000.000 people. Only works with jews. But still 1/5 as lethal as Stalinium.
Jew: Hey i dont like nazis
Guy with bottle of hitlerium: *shows bottle with hitlerium* U wot m8
Jew (now scared): Oh shit hes got hitlerium
Hitlerium by CommunistCartwheel March 15, 2018

Hillarize 

A way to get rid of files
To make vanish
Delete
"I believe im going to hillarize those files"
Hillarize by Funny guy 68 November 1, 2016

Hillaryism 

Really dumb things that blondes say. They tend to run in yoga pants and weird things that don't make sense.
Jan: "When we cry to our emotions come out in our tears?"
Mark: "God Jan that is such a hillaryism"

Sean: "I think I'm going to have a hamburger for lunch."
Sophia: "Why would you want a hamburger thats gross!"
Sean: "How is a hamburger gross?"
Sophia: "Ew because it's made of ham!"
Sean: SMDH *wtf hillaryism"
-the state of being in awe of an hilarious act or happening.
Rebecca: Cindy, is a snob and a 1/2. Good thing she's gorgeous enough to get away with all of her dirt!

Rodney: You mean used to be.

Rebecca: Used to be?

Rodney: Yea. You didn't hear what happened? So, Cindy fell down the stairs broke three teeth and four vertebrae? Yikes.

Rebecca: Muahahaha. I can't stop laughing!!! Its hilarious!!!! I'm in a state of HILARIUM!!!
Hilarium by Gorgeous Melanin February 18, 2011

Hillaried 

The act of being killed in such a way as for the death to appear as an intentional suicide. See also "suicided."
Epstein and McAfee were Hillaried.
Hillaried by rbrice July 1, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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