A young professional who lives in the Leith area of Edinburgh.
They will venerate the grittiness and authenticity of the area whilst eating a Guatamalan bean burger washed down with £5 pints of Swedishorganic cider in a bar called something cute like the Purple Tulip.
They may also take a vague interest in their local football team Hibernian so as to look like genuine Leithers.
I was asked to leave the Alpine Ale Barn for falling asleep last night . Fuck them, it's just all these Hibsters that drink in there. A fiver a fucking pint anyway!
An app designed to help you get your shit together, available on the app store. You can make habits, select what days you want it to alert you, and view stats on how often you complete your habits.
Bro, how do you always remember where she is on Fridays?
Habster bro, I made a habit for it and it reminds me every week.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'