A phrase used by hipsters to identify themselves as hipsters without calling themselves by a mainstream title
by Hibster4laif October 21, 2019
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They will venerate the grittiness and authenticity of the area whilst eating a Guatamalan bean burger washed down with £5 pints of Swedish organic cider in a bar called something cute like the Purple Tulip.
They may also take a vague interest in their local football team Hibernian so as to look like genuine Leithers.
They will venerate the grittiness and authenticity of the area whilst eating a Guatamalan bean burger washed down with £5 pints of Swedish organic cider in a bar called something cute like the Purple Tulip.
They may also take a vague interest in their local football team Hibernian so as to look like genuine Leithers.
I was asked to leave the Alpine Ale Barn for falling asleep last night . Fuck them, it's just all these Hibsters that drink in there. A fiver a fucking pint anyway!
by M.J. Baroque June 12, 2018
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A person who rejects the idea of Harrassment, Intimidation or Bullying as either a perpetrator or a victim.
A person who in the past would bully others with no motivation other than to bully but now rejects the notion would be considered a Hibster.
Someone who refuses to be a victim of Bullying would be considered a Hibster.
The Deaprtment of ED. uses the term HIB to denote Harrassment, Intimiation and Bullying.
Someone who refuses to be a victim of Bullying would be considered a Hibster.
The Deaprtment of ED. uses the term HIB to denote Harrassment, Intimiation and Bullying.
by ORB Seadog 51 March 23, 2012
Get the Hibster mug.A beverage consumed primarily by hipsters. It consists of the hand-squeezed breast milk of organic, free-range, grain-fed soya beans. Hipster milk is free of all preservatives, artificial flavours, artificial colors, and pretense. Hipster milk is certified green. Soya beans are not harmed in the production of hipster milk.
by hipster_of_the_month February 6, 2013
Get the hipster milk mug.A hipster mullet is a hairstyle or hairdo, similar in volume to the rockabilly mullets sported by country legend Billy Ray Cyrus and TV star Richard Dean Anderson (better known as MacGyver) in the early 90s. The hipster mullet is an updated version of the rockabilly mullet, but infused with "alternative" elements such as neon highlights or extreme differentials between the length of the mullet piece (hair at top of head) and the hair on the sides and back of head, which might be shaved down to mere stubble. By shaving the back and sides down, the mullet piece is emphasized, thereby increasing the irony of the hairdo.
The hipster mullet has been adopted by hipster males and females alike. While a male hipster mullet and a female hipster mullet are similar, a male hipster mullet is often accompanied by additional moustaches, moustachios, beards, goatees, chinstraps, and designer stubble. For both males and females, the hipster mullet is typically accented by "larger than life" sun spectacles, worn at all times of year and in all light levels. Stiegl and Pabst are thought to provide nutrients such as provitamin B5 that improve mullet volume and sheen.
The hipster mullet is best observed in urban parks, in independent cafes, at alternative music gigs, and at college art shows, during the working hours of non-hipsters.
The hipster mullet is closely related to other updated hairstyles, such as the hipster mohawk and the hipster rattail.
The hipster mullet has been adopted by hipster males and females alike. While a male hipster mullet and a female hipster mullet are similar, a male hipster mullet is often accompanied by additional moustaches, moustachios, beards, goatees, chinstraps, and designer stubble. For both males and females, the hipster mullet is typically accented by "larger than life" sun spectacles, worn at all times of year and in all light levels. Stiegl and Pabst are thought to provide nutrients such as provitamin B5 that improve mullet volume and sheen.
The hipster mullet is best observed in urban parks, in independent cafes, at alternative music gigs, and at college art shows, during the working hours of non-hipsters.
The hipster mullet is closely related to other updated hairstyles, such as the hipster mohawk and the hipster rattail.
"Daschiell, did you read my Tweet from five minutes ago??"
"Sorry Sabine, I'm still trying to update my blog on the weak wi-fi signal that everyone in this independent cafe is stealing from the Starbucks nextdoor. What was your Tweet about?"
"It was about how Bitsy and Flavius are sporting matching hipster mullets today! They are practically identical, except for the purple curls in hers and the neck beard growing out of his!"
"I hope they didn't see that you called them hipsters! They'll go apoplectic!"
"Sorry Sabine, I'm still trying to update my blog on the weak wi-fi signal that everyone in this independent cafe is stealing from the Starbucks nextdoor. What was your Tweet about?"
"It was about how Bitsy and Flavius are sporting matching hipster mullets today! They are practically identical, except for the purple curls in hers and the neck beard growing out of his!"
"I hope they didn't see that you called them hipsters! They'll go apoplectic!"
by hipster_of_the_month May 8, 2013
Get the Hipster mullet mug.A hipster that becomes a hipster through natural events. He most likely attends a liberal arts college or lives in an urban environment. Unlike most hipsters who are trying to fit the hipster scene, this type of hipster is the scene and creates it.
by hillert November 6, 2013
Get the natural hipster mug."Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."
"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"
"Yeah"
"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"
"Yeah"
"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012
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