Someone whom writes their definitions in a fashionably disastrous order on Urban Dictionary by highlighting every single word to make the definition 'sand out' among the other more proper definitions.

"Did you see Jessica's "Peanut" definition on Urban Dictionary? She just highlighted every single word."

"What a Highlight Whore."

Highlight Whore by Mister Cookie January 15, 2013

highpiphany

n. hi-pif-eny
1) the feeling of epiphany often experienced when high from smoking marijuana

2) a dramatic realization, false or otherwise, that occurs when one is in such a state

1) Last night, when we had smoked out of the hookah for probably three hours and started talking about the nature of time and space, I experienced a highpiphany. All of a sudden I realized that the secret to time-travel had been hidden in plain sight for as long as anyone could remember. All one had to do to send a letter into the future was write it so that it could be found later, like a time capsule. After explaining this concept they said, "Dude, so you discovered the secret to time-travel and all it consists of are Post-It notes?"

2) After getting high I realized that there was a word which so-perfectly described my favorite aspect of stoner culture it must already exist and be in use. I researched online and discovered that I had created the word "highpiphany" during a highpiphany.

highpiphany by Professor Seagull June 26, 2008

Highlighter

When some kid wears way too many neon clothes every day and he/she will probably get a seizure when they look down

Wow no wonder Jordan has epilepsy, they are such a highlighter

Highlighter by King___kong November 20, 2015

highlight of my day

The best part of your day. Something that you really enjoyed.

Going out to lunch with my friends was the highlight of my day.

highlight of my day by eggiest September 6, 2016

Highlighter Happy

When you are using a highlighter, you may become "highlighter happy."
This means that you when you put your highlighter down to highlight, you cannot stop drawing. Soon, your whole paper may be colored with drawings and brightly colored lines.

Guy1: "Dude! What's all over your paper?"
Guy2: "Highlighter, man. I got a little highlighter happy."

Highlighter Happy by /-/3110 March 21, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026