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Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.
Look at the size of the Hoffies on that blond
Hoffies by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013
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A specific friendship group of girls who are half asian and half european. Proud of their mixed heritage, they tend to use the term affectionately towards each other.
"Hey haffie!"
"There's no love like haffie love!"
haffie by sunshinetrash March 21, 2009

Hiffneh! 

Hiffneh! is basically a term that defines anything "super-hardcore" or severly disgusting and indecent. The word originated from the name of the Rhode Island hardcore/grindcore band Hiffneh! and the outrageous attitude that follows the band and its fans.

Hiffneh! can be used as any kind of subject in speach. (i.e. adjective, noun, verb, etc.) All of which meanings stay in the same definition as something profane and and gross.

Some early influences in the Hiffneh! attitude include some distinguished members of the punk community; including the late and great GG Allin, and bands such as The Germs and Demented Are Go.
"Hiffneh! is the sound you make when you see a dog get fucked over by a car! It's the way you roll over in your own waste! It's how badly you wanna just rape all moving objects in sight! To put in short and simple you either get Hiffneh! or you're a pansy ass bitch that I really could'nt give a fuck about." - Todd Phukker, (Lead Singer for Hiffneh! in an interview with Rolling Stones)
A term used to describe predatory behavior exerted by a person (typically male) over the age of 40, often engaging with people half their age or even younger, making everyone uncomfortable in the process.
You're making a huffie out of the situation, my guy

Dude, stop being a huffie!
Huffie by IndependedResearch420 October 25, 2022
A person of disability who walks with a limp. Often caused by birth defects such as; moms who didn't smoke pot while pregnant, dads who have tattoos and being conceived under power lines at 5:04am.
Look at that cripple shes a hiffler.

Hifflers hate steps.

Bob has been a hiffler since his Lion taiming accident.
hiffler by SS Express August 8, 2008
A laugh one has that only comes out of their nose. Breathing heavily out of your nose in laughter in place of out of your mouth.
"I was watching Comedy Central. The comedian made me hiff a lot."
"His joke made me hiff."
"I was hiffing a lot at how funny the new kid was.
Hiffing by kpillow August 31, 2010