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A person of disability who walks with a limp. Often caused by birth defects such as; moms who didn't smoke pot while pregnant, dads who have tattoos and being conceived under power lines at 5:04am.
Look at that cripple shes a hiffler.

Hifflers hate steps.

Bob has been a hiffler since his Lion taiming accident.
hiffler by SS Express August 8, 2008
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Heffler Swag 

Means godly swag. Having a very confident demeanor in every pursuit in life yet being humble at the same time. Speaks eloquently and inspires everyone around him. This level of swag is almost unheard of and is so powerful that only the most beautiful of women would dare approach someone with Heffler Swag.
Me: Dude look at that guy, he's getting all of the girls!

Friend: Ya man, his Heffler Swag is on fire!
Heffler Swag by SwaggaGuy October 13, 2011
The word you say when you stub your left pinky toe
**studs toe** OH HIFFLEPOO

Hufflering 

When a man cums in a gaping arse and sticks his nose in and huffs on it
"We tried hufflering for the first time last night"

OR

" You can huffle my ring any time"

OR

"Hey babe can I give you a hufflering tonight"
Hufflering by Mojokelicis December 6, 2019
When someone (probably christian) doesn't want to say "hell" they might resort to saying "hiffle". The word is just the acronym "HFIL" spelled how you would say the acronym. The term originates from how Team Four Star makes fun of the localization of the word "hell" in Dragon Ball Z. For the localization instead of "hell" it is called "home for infinite losers" thus the acronym.
Billy: *walks a bit too close to Bob*
Bob: STRANGER DANGER, BACK THE HIFFLE UP BUDDY!
Billy: bro what did i do
Bob: I HAVE A GUN (of course a tiny little itty bitty gun) AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! (for self defense of course with rubber boolets)
hiffle by anonymous August 5, 2023
henry frequently heffles anna fortuna.

then sucks her foopa.

henry's such a damn heffler
heffler by siobahn March 10, 2008
Person that is white as hell yet tries to fit in with the blackest people EVER
Jaquon: Yo nigga you know that boy Dave?? I swear he is such a hoffler and Imma bout to tell him to screw off and shit if he doesn't stop tryin'a be black....he said he is even gonna change his name to Da' vonne.
Jamarcus: Aw hell no! Not while my black ass is alive! Aint gonna happen
hoffler by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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