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Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.
Look at the size of the Hoffies on that blond
Hoffies by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013
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To Hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. Or struggles to seal the deal.
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick
Bruce pulled a Hoffies with Shelly..
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies
hoffies by xfit blokes April 29, 2014
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Hoffless 

When the smartest kid in class is absent, no one did the homework, no one can answer the teacher's questions, and no one knows what is going on.
Crap, Brandon isn't here, and I don't understand how to find the equillibrium for the aggregate supply/ aggregate demand curve. I am hoffless and screwed.
Hoffless by Fanster March 25, 2007
The defined crease between the top of the thigh and the curve of the butt.
Girl, those shorts are so short your hoofies are showing!
Hoofies by PIXELPUNK March 27, 2015

Hoffesome 

Hawf-suhm
–verb
The act of being extremely AWESOME.
Jesse P: Did you see what Matt H did last night?
Matt D: Ohhh I know dewd, doing work... He's pretty much Hoffesome.
Hoffesome by DrANKkNess September 1, 2010

Hoffiscate

To dissappear in the style of Jimmy Hoffa.
We went on three dates, but then after shared how he spent 6 years in the psych ward at Bellevue, I stopped returning his calls and decided to Hoffiscate.
Hoffiscate by Hippolytus March 6, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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