Hoffies

Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.

Look at the size of the Hoffies on that blond

by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013

hoffies

To Hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. Or struggles to seal the deal.
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick

Bruce pulled a Hoffies with Shelly..
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies

by xfit blokes April 29, 2014

Hoffless

When the smartest kid in class is absent, no one did the homework, no one can answer the teacher's questions, and no one knows what is going on.

Crap, Brandon isn't here, and I don't understand how to find the equillibrium for the aggregate supply/ aggregate demand curve. I am hoffless and screwed.

by Fanster March 25, 2007

Hoofies

The defined crease between the top of the thigh and the curve of the butt.

Girl, those shorts are so short your hoofies are showing!

by PIXELPUNK March 27, 2015

Hoffesome

Hawf-suhm
–verb
The act of being extremely AWESOME.

Jesse P: Did you see what Matt H did last night?
Matt D: Ohhh I know dewd, doing work... He's pretty much Hoffesome.

by DrANKkNess September 1, 2010

Hoffiscate

To dissappear in the style of Jimmy Hoffa.

We went on three dates, but then after shared how he spent 6 years in the psych ward at Bellevue, I stopped returning his calls and decided to Hoffiscate.

by Hippolytus March 6, 2011