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hiesenberg 

To derail an excellent conversation, story, or running joke by making observations (qualitative or definitive) about how the excellent conversation, story, or running joke works, totally ruining everyone's fun and disrupting the creation of something wonderful. Often used to describe a specific sort of naive thread-killing comment on internet forums. Usually made by someone who jumps the thread.
"Hey, this is a really funny joke! lolz" "Arg. Hiesenberged." -or- "Thanks, Hiesenberg." (sarcasm)
hiesenberg by RedBanditReynard November 16, 2014
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Karl Hiesenberg 

one of Mother Miranda's children/ failed cadou experiments can manipulate metal and other metallic substances
Karl Hiesenberg the man's fate is in your hands

Heisenberg 

The alter ego to the character Walter White in the beloved Breaking Bad tv show. The term Heisenberg was originally used by Walter as a way of concealing his identy so no one know that he was Heisenberg, but soon the name Heisenberg became a legend in it of itself as the characters Crystal Methampetamine (referred to as blue sky occasionaly because of its blue color) and perhaps the world’s highest chemical purity (generally ranging in the late 90%) and by the end of the show (Spoilers) Heisenberg is often used to mock Walter due to the complete and utter collapse of his drug empire.
“Say my name.”
“Heisenberg.”
You’re Goddamn Right.”
Heisenberg by magickiwi56 September 30, 2018

pull a Heisenberg 

When you decide to manufacture methamphetamine due to the way your crappy life is headed.
Jeremy thought he would pull a Heisenberg.
pull a Heisenberg by hhhhhhfhgg December 23, 2012

Heisenberged

The act of being utterly dominated; either verbally, physically, or intellectually by Bryan Cranston aka. Walter White aka. Heisenberg.
Holy shit......Gus actually got Heisenberged for once. That Walter White is mean.

To Heisenberg 

The act of growing a pair & wrecklessly entering dangerous situations.
Made popular by the show Breaking Bad where Walter White starts to become more of a badass as he delves further into crime & the drugs market.
Example of To Heisenberg include
Telling a 6'5 giant bald guy who would rip your face off to ''stay off my territory''
Blow up a building with your awesome chemistry skills
Do a long con on a major drug-lord
Set a car on fire whilst the owners back is turned
Run over drug dealers & shooting them in the head if they survive

Hindenberg Disaster 

After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".
The condom ruptured in an awesome Hindenberg Disaster leaving Cindy with a mask of semen.