hide-the-salami 

a game that sexually frustrated, in-the-closet gay boys play.

Hide-the-salami

Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.

James: Sure dude.

Dennis: (smiles)

James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)

James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?

hide-the-salami by tash and georgy November 12, 2006

Hide The Salami

to have heterosexual intercourse as a man. Your penis is the salami, and it is hidden by inserting it into a woman's vagina.

If you could play one game for all 12 hours in a day, what would it be?

I'd play Hide The Salami. ;)

Hide The Salami by desperado_gun February 21, 2010

Hide The Salami

A game in which one individual takes a male sex organ or multiple sex organs and makes them disappear into any opening on their body.

1. "Dude i swear those two kids probably go to each others houses and play hide the salami".
2. "I am never going to that summer camp again, The camp counselor wanted to play hide the salami with me when we had circle time".

Hide The Salami by AllThatRemains22 June 13, 2009

hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch

I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!

hide the salami by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

hide the salami by Artie D. May 1, 2006

Hide the Salami

A tradition held by the Delt's Dream of Olivet College. The tradition consists of writing Hide the Salami! on white boards through college campuses.

Every morning all the white boards say Hide the Salami

Hide the Salami by Wheelhorse189 October 16, 2009

hide the salami

The term "Hide the Salami" refers to sexual relations while other's are within the area of which these relations are taking place

Little John played hide the salami with Rian while Big John was present.

hide the salami by Nace Boogy December 26, 2005