hickmon

a girl that is filled with ass and titties

dang you see that hickmon ova there

by swaggiemcfaggiie July 24, 2015

hickonfidence

the unwavering John Wayne-style confidence in one's opinions that is a common side of effect of being a hick.

A: Why are those ignorant people marching on Washington so sure President Obama was born in Kenya?

B: Well, in addition to being simple-minded bigots, the fact that they are all from small, isolated communities means they have oodles of hickonfidence in their opinions.

by urbane and modest December 13, 2010

Pulling a Hickman

Pulling a Hickman is the quintessential art of peaking too soon or talking a big game and then crashing n' burning.

Man, last Friday I was so up for it... but ended up doing too much too soon and pulling a hickman

by jaaybee November 1, 2014

Hickson

A son of a middle class father with who behaves with the morals of the lower classes and continues to believe that they are superior to everyone they interact with.

A sexual act when a father shits on a son's chest and feeds the son the shit until he enjoys eating it and sharing it with other.

The boss of our company is a real hickson.

by Lord Raffles 2017 August 24, 2017

heckmondwike

A small place in West Yorkshire, somewhere between Leeds and Huddersfield. It's got a few shops such as Peacocks and Greggs, but apart from that there's fuck all. Loads of chavs hang out there, making it a dangerous place at all hours. Do not attempt to go there. Ooooo it has a morrisons. That's about it.

Chris: Shall we go to Heckmondwike?
Manda: No! It's full of chavs!
Chris: But there's a Morrisons!
Manda: Oh... alright then! :D

by feline339 January 16, 2008

hicksoned

to get so wasted that you may fall and scrape your knee, but not wasted enough since you come into work the next day with a big smile.

i went ice skating with some co-workers and i got so hicksoned at dinner beforehand. i came home with black and blue knees.

by kittykatkolfax January 21, 2009

hickmobile

A junked old shitty vehical driven by rednecks and some farmers. contains emty beer cans, a torn ou seat and a dog sitting in the front passanger. not to be confused with farm truck

as the hickmobile sped away the rear bumper fell to the ground.

by En Stvns October 13, 2003