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hickonfidence

the unwavering John Wayne-style confidence in one's opinions that is a common side of effect of being a hick.
A: Why are those ignorant people marching on Washington so sure President Obama was born in Kenya?

B: Well, in addition to being simple-minded bigots, the fact that they are all from small, isolated communities means they have oodles of hickonfidence in their opinions.
hickonfidence by urbane and modest December 13, 2010
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Dickonfidence

Dick+confidence. Confidence about phallic state and abilities
You gain dickonfidence out of sexual experimentation and experience.
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