a city in florida where there is a large concentration of hispanics, mostly cubans. there is also a large variety of cheap stores such as valsan or la revoltosa in which practically anything can be bought or sold at ridiculously low prices. the chonga is mostly found in the city of hialeah as is also found many cuban old men playing dominoes and drinking "un cortadito" (cuban coffee) in the park. this city is inhabited by many loud hispanics that are oten referred to as "escandalosos".
Hey i'm going to hialeah to buy some clothes because it is so damn cheap.
A whole new level of Fail, most notably found in the South Florida city of Hialeah where people use steam pots for mail boxes, park in the ramp for the handicapped, ride horses up and down 49th street, use shopping carts for grills, old people park there electrical scooters in parking spots. and when people walk into a Winn-Dixie/Publix to weigh there luggage to go to Cuba
Jim: Did you see that horse drawn carriage at La Vaquita?
John: What a Hialeah Fail
wears khaki long shorts, maybe vans with long socks, puts on a cross around their neck but most of them aren’t religious, they wear hats, and take sunglasses to parties. They think that they are the shit because they can get typical Hialeah girls.
Typical Hialeah boy: yeee boyy I'm gon hit up that muvico party next week, it's gon be crazy.