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Herbdick 

1. A stoner asshole
2. A giant, long bud of chronic trees shaped like a dick
*note: for disambiguation see urbdic
Jefferson Wingy has tons of herbdicks, but when he smokes too much, he is an herbdick. What’s an herbdick? Go check on urbdic…
Herbdick by FartingBeer August 13, 2021

herbdickaholic 

a person who is addicted to submitting words and definitions to Urban dictionary.

also refers to a girl or guy who loves...no NEEdS to suck dick after smoking a blunt or whatever amount of marijuana get him/her high
That herbdickaholic submitted 350 definitions last month.


My stoner friend, homer, is such a herbdickaholic..every time we smoke a blunt he jumps on my peeter and just starts sucking. sheesh I hate that..
stands for ‘hasbulla rules bee drools’ aka the best groupchat on sidemen twitter
‘hrbd is the best group on twitter’
hrbd by ellierose123 December 22, 2021
Celebrated: Today's my birthday!

Newb: HBD!

Troll: HFBD!
HFBD by Bll-bll May 1, 2011

harbdoggery 

Another stupid parody? Damnit, you need to stop this harbdoggery.
harbdoggery by John Doe November 24, 2003

Herbdick 

When the penis is stoned off weed. Basically, a human dildo, because the person is too stoned to be present but the penis is hard and will not cum for a very long time, or at all.

This can be a pleasurable experience for a woman to climb on top and ride the fuck out of it, because the penis is hard enough to fuck but not hard enough to cum.
Girl 1: "Girl you seem happy today! You must've got it in this morning!"

Girl 2: "Yeah girl, Billy had herbdick and I rode the fuck out of it."
Herbdick by benjaminblanco July 24, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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