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hassellhoffed 

while intoxicated, eating a greasy, high caloric meal with ravenous force.
After the bar, we went to Taco Bell and I hassellhoffed some nacho bell grade.
hassellhoffed by wvumommy September 13, 2010

honkey haybell 

3 white people...man in front is being screwed on his feet by another man...the third person is sitting on the floor being slapped in the face while sucking on the first mans balls...
At the family reunion I caught cousin Billy and Bobby down there giving little Bettie Ann a honkey Haybell.
If you have the last name hysell,your really cool and really cute , you got a lot of bullshit in your life and like to just laugh it off with some memes!! You struggle a lot focusing on school or work because your always to busy daydreaming but always find a way to get though it! If you happen to meet a Hysell, stick with them for sure!!!
Guy-dude why are you so happy today!?
Other guy-I met a hysell yesterday!
Guy-lucky!!!!
hysell by Clownnn April 8, 2020
Beautiful prince with the hair of Thor and the biceps of Zues. Constantly in the search for a princess with lots of candy ;)
Did you see that guy over there planting flowers? He's definitely a Hansell.
hansell by Cdaddibea January 6, 2016

james hasell 

A highly obese woman often known as a "fat suit who found a wig shop " who is known for being fat and ugly.
Girl 1: Did you see that girl who looked like a piece of fat that glued some hair on it?

Girl 2 : Yeah, she was such a James Hasell.
james hasell by Susan Hasell November 20, 2013
your a hassell
hassell by roo June 20, 2003