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haysell is a really smart girl , she really beautiful her smile is everything she everything a girl/guy would want she really fruit , she loves her friends so much she always there for her friends and she loves dogs and cute baby’s and start crying cuz there so cute
HAYSELL IS SOO AGHHH
haysell by djdurkeksjfjfyf sksn November 25, 2021
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hassellhoffed 

while intoxicated, eating a greasy, high caloric meal with ravenous force.
After the bar, we went to Taco Bell and I hassellhoffed some nacho bell grade.
hassellhoffed by wvumommy September 13, 2010

honkey haybell 

3 white people...man in front is being screwed on his feet by another man...the third person is sitting on the floor being slapped in the face while sucking on the first mans balls...
At the family reunion I caught cousin Billy and Bobby down there giving little Bettie Ann a honkey Haybell.
If you have the last name hysell,your really cool and really cute , you got a lot of bullshit in your life and like to just laugh it off with some memes!! You struggle a lot focusing on school or work because your always to busy daydreaming but always find a way to get though it! If you happen to meet a Hysell, stick with them for sure!!!
Guy-dude why are you so happy today!?
Other guy-I met a hysell yesterday!
Guy-lucky!!!!
hysell by Clownnn April 8, 2020
Beautiful prince with the hair of Thor and the biceps of Zues. Constantly in the search for a princess with lots of candy ;)
Did you see that guy over there planting flowers? He's definitely a Hansell.
hansell by Cdaddibea January 6, 2016

james hasell 

A highly obese woman often known as a "fat suit who found a wig shop " who is known for being fat and ugly.
Girl 1: Did you see that girl who looked like a piece of fat that glued some hair on it?

Girl 2 : Yeah, she was such a James Hasell.
james hasell by Susan Hasell November 20, 2013
your a hassell
hassell by roo June 20, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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