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The noise a cowboy prostitute ninja makes when doing karate.
"hewhore" cool karate, cowboy prostitute ninja Mr Golby
hewhore by fart patrol September 29, 2019

he-whore 

n. a male whore. one who spends his finances, free-time and energy sleeping with (or attempting to sleep with) as many women as possible. standards are irrelevant; the he-whore simply wants to add notches to his bedpost and often will sleep with buffet queens, co-workers, cougars, sorostitutes, the inebriated and the mentally under-developed.

he-whores can be identified by their habitual over-grooming, watching themselves in any mirror they walk past, and dressing in clothing meticulously selected to appear as though they don't care what they are wearing at all. they are insecure and require frequent validation (eg: why yes, Ben, your pecs do look bigger!).

v. to attempt to sleep with a vast array of women through any means possible. see definition of he-whore, noun, above.
noun: man, that VonDielingen guy is a real he-whore - he had sex with his fat neighbor last night, and showed up late to his girlfriend's birthday party!

verb: my good friend Ben has been he-whoring for years- I think he finally got genital warts.
he-whore by doctor hotpants September 12, 2009

Hoewhore 

Mix of the insult hoe (not the gardening utensil) and whore.
Everyone: “Nancy is a hoewhore with how many boyfriends she has had”
Hoewhore by BigButteryBoi April 16, 2020

He Whore 

A man who sleeps with as many women as he can and is not ashamed of himself for doing so.
Damn, Henry has slept with half the city!

Well you know he's a He Whore.
He Whore by Delicate Heart January 12, 2012
A crybaby whiner who goes to the HR Department for any and everything they think is, could be, or may be in the future, even remotely or imaginary, adverse to their position with the company.
Andrew has gone running to HR again; he is the biggest HRWhore to ever work for this company.
HRWhore by KImCobain July 12, 2017
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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