A man who brought great humor into the
world until he died
early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.
(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck.
Seven. I need more
dice.'"
and
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a
fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
And who could forget...
"On a traffic
light yellow means yield, and green means
go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means
stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
