The cutest, silliest mother fucker you'll ever meet. He has really pretty eyes, but prettier body hair.
Person 1: Hey, did you see HeBear yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.
by 5southpeeps February 22, 2011
Get the HeBear mug.A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.
Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*
by LNH2 January 16, 2009
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Get the hebbarring mug.Hebert is a pretty swole guy even though his muscles look like tumors. He can be stubborn as hell but everyone still loves him. Almost all the Heberts in the world scare little kids, but they're still friendly
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