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A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.
Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*
Hebert by LNH2 January 16, 2009
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Good looking guy, usually gets all the ladies in the room, he melts ice!! and loves music!
look at that heber, his soo hott i want him!!
Heber by back in black September 11, 2010
A chill easy going guy, unbelievable cool, has many talents, and extremely handsome.
Did you see Heberto?”

“Duhh I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him!”
Heberto by Yung herb April 24, 2021

hebbarring 

The act of going to the restroom in anticipation of eating a large meal.
Newb went hebbarring before going to the restaurant in order to eat 4 servings of dumplings.
hebbarring by turd smuggler April 14, 2008
Hebert is a pretty swole guy even though his muscles look like tumors. He can be stubborn as hell but everyone still loves him. Almost all the Heberts in the world scare little kids, but they're still friendly
Look at the tumors on Hebert's biceps.

Heber City 

Hick town in Utah, about an hour from Salt Lake. Everyone there is Mormon and loves four-wheeling and horses. Everyone drives a pickup.
She was born in Heber City, Utah to two parents who were also cousins.
Heber City by Rowdy_801 February 8, 2013