Heube 

HEUBE is when ever you having a conversation over text and fucking autocorrect decides to change up the word on you and Heube basically says that’s it with the convo autocorrect is a bitch!

Today i was texting alyssa and autocorrect messed up a word majorly and I texted Heube and alyssa understand it wasn’t my fault!

Heube by Sisters-in-law August 5, 2020

heube 

When autocorrect changes a word and when you try to fix it it autocorrects to the same word it used or a different word that isn’t the word you want. Just give up on the text and type heube. It will inform the person you are texting that you basically said “fuck you autocorrect” and that you’re done with that topic. Move on.

My phone keeps pulling a heube when I text.

The other day I texted Josh and the stupid phone autocorrected to the wrong word and I was so embarrassed... I then texted him heube and he understood it wasn’t my fault.

heube by Valthepal August 3, 2020

Herberg Middle School 

a school of filthy annoying ass kids that smell at 7 am in the morning each day. the school currently has a methane gas problem that kids are breathing in. Full of nicotine addicts. Mrs. Castonguay the 8th grade math teacher is a whole witch. The seventh graders also think they run the school.

You go to Herberg Middle School?

Yeah, yesterday I walked in on seventh graders feining over a juul.

Herberg Middle School by Unknown thotty bitch December 9, 2019

mitch hedberg 

A man who brought great humor into the world until he died early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.

(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)

"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"

and

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

And who could forget...

"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"

mitch hedberg by Twalger April 29, 2005

HeBear 

The cutest, silliest mother fucker you'll ever meet. He has really pretty eyes, but prettier body hair.

Person 1: Hey, did you see HeBear yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.

HeBear by 5southpeeps February 22, 2011

herberina

This bitch ahh mannequin who poses for depop like shes famous or smthn 😂😂 Limbs are taken off every weekend and head is sometimes unattached

“Yooo i saw herberina modeling some skirt no one wanted to buy on Depop yuhh she an opp”
“Yeah she literally closes the oven door ion know !”

herberina by Opperina November 2, 2020

hebeshebe 

An individual without gender specific credentials.

"Is that a girl or a boy?" "I'm not sure, it's a hebeshebe."

hebeshebe by uncletim1 April 10, 2015