hetter 

Hetrosexual. Straight.
Slang used by gay people.

They're nearly all rampant hetters and use our money to buy them cunt. But don't let that put you off, they're frightfully good at it.
--Christopher and His Kind

hetter by ILOVEMATTSMITH October 14, 2011

heater meter 

A thermostat that controls the heater in a building.

Summertime means not using the heater meter.

heater meter by jpg3 April 3, 2015

Hetero-Demisexual 

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.

“Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”

Hetero-Demisexual by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018

mad hatter 

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

mad hatter by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018

No Hetero 

A phrase, similar to "no homo", made when a sexual innuendo is implied but not meant to be in any way sexual. (Utilized between opposing genders)

Girl: Thanks so much for sending me the powerpoint!

Guy: No problemo, anything for you Sally, no hetero ;

No Hetero by Jo Singh November 3, 2009

Heterodrunk 

When a homosexual begins hitting on his female friends whilst in a state of inebriation.

Dude, i was totally heterodrunking on Sasha and Hannah last night.

Heterodrunk by The Ditch Bitch July 3, 2009

heterbrosexual

The friendship between two straight men that transcends a sexual nature but can be mistaken for homosexual attraction. This is a more serious level than Bromance.

Dude, you guys are totally heterbrosexual for each other...

heterbrosexual by Trayce January 10, 2013