A woman who sterotypically acts like a lesbian, dresses like a lesbian and is generally considered a lesbian by most on-lookers but is in fact hetrosexual.
(Does not act like a lesbian not to be confused with Thesbian)
Hetroesbian;-
"I have a short generally considered lesbian haircut, wear mens clothes (as sterotypically lesbians do) and enjoy things communly girly girls would not however i am attracted only to men."
When a strapping young lad comes to find himself sad, he reflects on his desires he may find himself in mires. The decrepit land makes him sweat from his gland. He pined and pined but to no avail, for he was male. He could not sway this limp bitch, she will not fulfill his jock itch. Sad and soulless she is worse than a sloth, the boy must clean himself with a cloth.
Brian: Ahh, damn, Jim is in love with that lesbian girl. Too bad she won't ever like him.
Joe: Jim has a case of heterolesbianism desire I see. I'll have to suck him off again tonight.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.