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Hetroesbian 

A woman who sterotypically acts like a lesbian, dresses like a lesbian and is generally considered a lesbian by most on-lookers but is in fact hetrosexual.
(Does not act like a lesbian not to be confused with Thesbian)
Hetroesbian;-
"I have a short generally considered lesbian haircut, wear mens clothes (as sterotypically lesbians do) and enjoy things communly girly girls would not however i am attracted only to men."
Hetroesbian by Shau Lou December 18, 2012
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hetesbian 

A sexual attraction which describes a male person who is only attracted to women who are lesbian.
Hey, I´m hetesbian. That means i´ll be lonely my whole life... yeah
hetesbian by womanizer69420187 January 13, 2022

heterolesbian 

a woman who has sex with both a woman and a man; a woman that is both lesbo and heterosexual.
She is a heterolesbian. She enjoys both women and men.
heterolesbian by uttam maharjan September 1, 2010

heteresbian 

When two girls are basically in a happy lesbian relationship, but are both very straight.
Man! Those girls are so tight, but not attracted to each other! They must be heteresbians.
heteresbian by You mean HUNKULES December 18, 2017

heterolesbianism desire 

When a strapping young lad comes to find himself sad, he reflects on his desires he may find himself in mires. The decrepit land makes him sweat from his gland. He pined and pined but to no avail, for he was male. He could not sway this limp bitch, she will not fulfill his jock itch. Sad and soulless she is worse than a sloth, the boy must clean himself with a cloth.
Brian: Ahh, damn, Jim is in love with that lesbian girl. Too bad she won't ever like him.
Joe: Jim has a case of heterolesbianism desire I see. I'll have to suck him off again tonight.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026