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Hetroesbian 

A woman who sterotypically acts like a lesbian, dresses like a lesbian and is generally considered a lesbian by most on-lookers but is in fact hetrosexual.
(Does not act like a lesbian not to be confused with Thesbian)
Hetroesbian;-
"I have a short generally considered lesbian haircut, wear mens clothes (as sterotypically lesbians do) and enjoy things communly girly girls would not however i am attracted only to men."
Hetroesbian by Shau Lou December 18, 2012
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hetesbian 

A sexual attraction which describes a male person who is only attracted to women who are lesbian.
Hey, I´m hetesbian. That means i´ll be lonely my whole life... yeah
hetesbian by womanizer69420187 January 13, 2022

heterolesbian 

a woman who has sex with both a woman and a man; a woman that is both lesbo and heterosexual.
She is a heterolesbian. She enjoys both women and men.
heterolesbian by uttam maharjan September 1, 2010

heteresbian 

When two girls are basically in a happy lesbian relationship, but are both very straight.
Man! Those girls are so tight, but not attracted to each other! They must be heteresbians.
heteresbian by You mean HUNKULES December 18, 2017

heterolesbianism desire 

When a strapping young lad comes to find himself sad, he reflects on his desires he may find himself in mires. The decrepit land makes him sweat from his gland. He pined and pined but to no avail, for he was male. He could not sway this limp bitch, she will not fulfill his jock itch. Sad and soulless she is worse than a sloth, the boy must clean himself with a cloth.
Brian: Ahh, damn, Jim is in love with that lesbian girl. Too bad she won't ever like him.
Joe: Jim has a case of heterolesbianism desire I see. I'll have to suck him off again tonight.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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