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hetesbian 

A sexual attraction which describes a male person who is only attracted to women who are lesbian.
Hey, I´m hetesbian. That means i´ll be lonely my whole life... yeah
hetesbian by womanizer69420187 January 13, 2022
Words you can keep
a lesbian that uses he/him pronouns
cis person: he's a hesbian? doesn't that just make him a straight guy? 😡😡
person with at least 10 oz of brain: uhh, last time i checked, pronouns don't always equal gender? that's not a man? how did you get into my house?
hesbian by k66gunso September 12, 2020
a label used by lesbians who use he/him pronouns. hesbians can use other pronouns alongside he/him such as they/them, she/her or even neopronouns if they wish. some hesbians consider themselves non-binary, whereas others are comfortable being cis- and some hesbians even being trans women/transfem.

being a lesbian and also using he/him can be used to alleviate a disconnect from womanhood, used for gender non conforming/drag, just for the fun of it and more. there is no “right” way to be a hesbian.

hesbian is a beautiful term and all those who identify as one are valid and deserve love. go hug a local hesbian today!
person a: wait... if you use he/him and are masc presenting, are u a trans guy?
person b: nope, im a hesbian! i can understand the confusion though.
person a: oh okay, thank you for telling me!
hesbian by stuglies October 3, 2020

hellesbian 

An angry, frustrated lesbian who is always upset with men for anything, straight women who aren't sympathetic with her lifestyle or other lesbians who aren't interested in creating drama. She is constantly complaining, always annoyed with someone or forever unhappy about something. lesbian, lipstick lesbian, femme, butch lesbian, dyke, lesbos, bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, lgbt, queer
This woman was ranting about her girlfriend and how she was cheating on her with a guy. She had 8 vodkas and was fuming about her girlfriend, men and the plight of lesbians everywhere. I know, she was a total hellesbian.
hellesbian by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016
lesbian with he/him pronouns
hesbians ARE valid
hesbian by howellovebot September 25, 2020
a lesbian who uses he/him pronouns

often invalidated by gatekeeping bigots who think pronouns = gender and unable to let others be happy
hesbian: hey i'm a wlw but i use he/him i hope that's alright
she/her lesbian: that's fine with me, your identity, your choice :)
hesbian by lunalucifer666 October 12, 2020

heylesbians 

Heylesbians, name to call the drippiest person ever
Heylesbians is so drippy
heylesbians by qrroq March 7, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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