hersley

getting choked in the gullet

Yo, that kid just got hersleyed!!

hersley by Mr. Shista August 31, 2006

Hot Hershey 

Poop on a hot plate, warm it up real nice, then drip it on your girl like it’s candle wax.

1.) “Yo Sheman, what did you get your girl for your anniversary?”

2) “I gave her a Hot Hershey, brah”

Hot Hershey by G. Godsey March 18, 2019

Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍

Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

Milton Hershey High School by Kathrine Hershey July 2, 2021

Hershey Facemask 

An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.

My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.

Hershey Facemask by Tommy Toledo February 16, 2019

hershey squirts 

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.

Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.

hershey squirts by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003

hershey squirts 

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking

Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast

hershey squirts by Schafer The Waffer August 15, 2016

Hershey Nympho

A Nymphomaniac that only does sexual things with African-Americans.

"Did you hear what Stephanie did last night?"
"No."
"She let 24 black guys run a train on her."
"What a Hershey Nympho!"

Hershey Nympho by Fluffer Nuter February 8, 2014