herpiphany 

When a woman has an illuminating realization or discovery followed up with an action.

She had a herpiphany, so she decided to start a blog.

Why did you run a marathon? I had a herpiphany!

herpiphany by feverfever January 8, 2019

herpiphany 

the act of having sex and suddenly realizing that your partner has herpes

every person who has ever slept with lindsay lohan has more than likely had a herpiphany

herpiphany by hopat houty March 1, 2011

Hipiphany 

An Epiphany that occurs when you are in the altered state of being high.

Last night’s hot box resulted in a hipiphany

Hipiphany by Justin Bobby Brescia November 11, 2018

Hitpiphany 

1) That really big hit you take while smoking weed and you realize you are REALLY stoned. You know the one. A portmanteau of "hit" and "epiphany"

*Zack takes a huge hit of his dank-ass weed in his bong*
Zack: Whoa guys...I just had a hitpiphany!
Ed: You must be really stoned then!

Hitpiphany by Andrea H20s April 18, 2010

Hoepiphany 

When a Hoe realizes she is being said Hoe, and therefore tries to un-hoe herself.

Alexa had a hoepiphany and changed her hoe-ish ways so Jack would take her back.

Hoepiphany by chizzthekid October 6, 2016

herpephanilia 

more than 1 type of std

omg dude u see that girl over there?
ya wut about her?
she has herpephanilia
awwww dude thats gross!

herpephanilia by vickiemay May 1, 2011

hoepiphany 

When a female realizes and regrets a large number of her sexual interactions with others because she know recognizes herself as a hoe.

Omg tiff I had a hoepiphany this weekend, I've officially had sex with 20 guys in the last year

hoepiphany by tittymilk69 May 30, 2016