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herpiphany 

the act of having sex and suddenly realizing that your partner has herpes
every person who has ever slept with lindsay lohan has more than likely had a herpiphany
herpiphany by hopat houty March 1, 2011
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Hipiphany 

An Epiphany that occurs when you are in the altered state of being high.
Last night’s hot box resulted in a hipiphany
Hipiphany by Justin Bobby Brescia November 11, 2018

Hitpiphany 

1) That really big hit you take while smoking weed and you realize you are REALLY stoned. You know the one. A portmanteau of "hit" and "epiphany"
*Zack takes a huge hit of his dank-ass weed in his bong*
Zack: Whoa guys...I just had a hitpiphany!
Ed: You must be really stoned then!
Hitpiphany by Andrea H20s April 18, 2010

Hoepiphany 

When a Hoe realizes she is being said Hoe, and therefore tries to un-hoe herself.
Alexa had a hoepiphany and changed her hoe-ish ways so Jack would take her back.
Hoepiphany by chizzthekid October 6, 2016

herpephanilia 

omg dude u see that girl over there?
ya wut about her?
she has herpephanilia
awwww dude thats gross!
herpephanilia by vickiemay May 1, 2011

hoepiphany 

When a female realizes and regrets a large number of her sexual interactions with others because she know recognizes herself as a hoe.
Omg tiff I had a hoepiphany this weekend, I've officially had sex with 20 guys in the last year
hoepiphany by tittymilk69 May 30, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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