herpiphany

When a woman has an illuminating realization or discovery followed up with an action.

She had a herpiphany, so she decided to start a blog.

Why did you run a marathon? I had a herpiphany!

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the act of having sex and suddenly realizing that your partner has herpes

every person who has ever slept with lindsay lohan has more than likely had a herpiphany

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Hipiphany

An Epiphany that occurs when you are in the altered state of being high.

Last night’s hot box resulted in a hipiphany

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1) That really big hit you take while smoking weed and you realize you are REALLY stoned. You know the one. A portmanteau of "hit" and "epiphany"

*Zack takes a huge hit of his dank-ass weed in his bong*
Zack: Whoa guys...I just had a hitpiphany!
Ed: You must be really stoned then!

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When a Hoe realizes she is being said Hoe, and therefore tries to un-hoe herself.

Alexa had a hoepiphany and changed her hoe-ish ways so Jack would take her back.

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omg dude u see that girl over there?
ya wut about her?
she has herpephanilia
awwww dude thats gross!

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When a female realizes and regrets a large number of her sexual interactions with others because she know recognizes herself as a hoe.

Omg tiff I had a hoepiphany this weekend, I've officially had sex with 20 guys in the last year

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