Hitpiphany 

1) That really big hit you take while smoking weed and you realize you are REALLY stoned. You know the one. A portmanteau of "hit" and "epiphany"

*Zack takes a huge hit of his dank-ass weed in his bong*
Zack: Whoa guys...I just had a hitpiphany!
Ed: You must be really stoned then!

Hitpiphany by Andrea H20s April 18, 2010

highpiphany 

n. hi-pif-eny
1) the feeling of epiphany often experienced when high from smoking marijuana

2) a dramatic realization, false or otherwise, that occurs when one is in such a state

1) Last night, when we had smoked out of the hookah for probably three hours and started talking about the nature of time and space, I experienced a highpiphany. All of a sudden I realized that the secret to time-travel had been hidden in plain sight for as long as anyone could remember. All one had to do to send a letter into the future was write it so that it could be found later, like a time capsule. After explaining this concept they said, "Dude, so you discovered the secret to time-travel and all it consists of are Post-It notes?"

2) After getting high I realized that there was a word which so-perfectly described my favorite aspect of stoner culture it must already exist and be in use. I researched online and discovered that I had created the word "highpiphany" during a highpiphany.

highpiphany by Professor Seagull June 26, 2008

shitpiphany 

When one has an epiphany while sitting on the toilet. Usually while defecating.

Dan, while sitting on the toilet, had a shitpiphany and decided not to marry that chick.

shitpiphany by frail_otis November 4, 2009

Hipiphany 

An Epiphany that occurs when you are in the altered state of being high.

Last night’s hot box resulted in a hipiphany

Hipiphany by Justin Bobby Brescia November 11, 2018

herpiphany 

When a woman has an illuminating realization or discovery followed up with an action.

She had a herpiphany, so she decided to start a blog.

Why did you run a marathon? I had a herpiphany!

herpiphany by feverfever January 8, 2019

shitpiphany 

The startled feeling you have when you realize, too late, something you should/could have done differently, and usually blurt out,"Aw, shit, I could have {insert missed action here}";often occurs while gaming.

We were playing Munchkin last night and I had a shitpiphany when I remembered, too late, that as a Ranger I could have made the cyclops into a steed instead of fighting it.

shitpiphany by theMotherDog October 17, 2010

Hoepiphany 

When a Hoe realizes she is being said Hoe, and therefore tries to un-hoe herself.

Alexa had a hoepiphany and changed her hoe-ish ways so Jack would take her back.

Hoepiphany by chizzthekid October 6, 2016