Hoepiphany 

When a Hoe realizes she is being said Hoe, and therefore tries to un-hoe herself.

Alexa had a hoepiphany and changed her hoe-ish ways so Jack would take her back.

Hoepiphany by chizzthekid October 6, 2016

hoepiphany 

When a female realizes and regrets a large number of her sexual interactions with others because she know recognizes herself as a hoe.

Omg tiff I had a hoepiphany this weekend, I've officially had sex with 20 guys in the last year

hoepiphany by tittymilk69 May 30, 2016

hoepiphany 

That moment when you realize you are a hoe.

Kim had a hoepiphany when she realized that she could charge money for lowblows.

hoepiphany by swagmar93 June 9, 2016

housepiphany 

–noun, plural -nies.
A spontaneous diagnosis made by House M.D., triggered by what appears to be random thoughts or actions.

In season 5, episode 18 "Here Kitty", After ruling out multiple illnesses and managing to keep Cuddy from ejecting the patient on suspicion that she's a Münchausen's, House has a housepiphany when he observes Debbie sitting on his warm computer, and determines that the cat was attracted to warmth, explaining the "death visits", as all the victims were exuding heat in some manner (the heat came from the warming blankets placed on the patients).

housepiphany by Yammo October 13, 2009

Hipiphany 

An Epiphany that occurs when you are in the altered state of being high.

Last night’s hot box resulted in a hipiphany

Hipiphany by Justin Bobby Brescia November 11, 2018

herpiphany 

When a woman has an illuminating realization or discovery followed up with an action.

She had a herpiphany, so she decided to start a blog.

Why did you run a marathon? I had a herpiphany!

herpiphany by feverfever January 8, 2019

Hitpiphany 

1) That really big hit you take while smoking weed and you realize you are REALLY stoned. You know the one. A portmanteau of "hit" and "epiphany"

*Zack takes a huge hit of his dank-ass weed in his bong*
Zack: Whoa guys...I just had a hitpiphany!
Ed: You must be really stoned then!

Hitpiphany by Andrea H20s April 18, 2010