Hipiphany 

An Epiphany that occurs when you are in the altered state of being high.

Last night’s hot box resulted in a hipiphany

Hipiphany by Justin Bobby Brescia November 11, 2018

highpiphany 

n. hi-pif-eny
1) the feeling of epiphany often experienced when high from smoking marijuana

2) a dramatic realization, false or otherwise, that occurs when one is in such a state

1) Last night, when we had smoked out of the hookah for probably three hours and started talking about the nature of time and space, I experienced a highpiphany. All of a sudden I realized that the secret to time-travel had been hidden in plain sight for as long as anyone could remember. All one had to do to send a letter into the future was write it so that it could be found later, like a time capsule. After explaining this concept they said, "Dude, so you discovered the secret to time-travel and all it consists of are Post-It notes?"

2) After getting high I realized that there was a word which so-perfectly described my favorite aspect of stoner culture it must already exist and be in use. I researched online and discovered that I had created the word "highpiphany" during a highpiphany.

highpiphany by Professor Seagull June 26, 2008

whipiphany

When a white person has sudden insight about minority slang.

Him: "'Riding dirty'? Does that mean he hasn't showered today?"
Her: "No, Jason, but I think I've just had a whipiphany. I think that means he has an unregistered weapon."

whipiphany by jasonATL January 15, 2008

herpiphany 

When a woman has an illuminating realization or discovery followed up with an action.

She had a herpiphany, so she decided to start a blog.

Why did you run a marathon? I had a herpiphany!

herpiphany by feverfever January 8, 2019

Hitpiphany 

1) That really big hit you take while smoking weed and you realize you are REALLY stoned. You know the one. A portmanteau of "hit" and "epiphany"

*Zack takes a huge hit of his dank-ass weed in his bong*
Zack: Whoa guys...I just had a hitpiphany!
Ed: You must be really stoned then!

Hitpiphany by Andrea H20s April 18, 2010

Shipiphany

An epiphany experienced while in the process of defecation.

While I was in the bathroom, I realized the solution to the server problem! I had a shipiphany!

Shipiphany by Majorcommo November 9, 2014

Hoepiphany 

When a Hoe realizes she is being said Hoe, and therefore tries to un-hoe herself.

Alexa had a hoepiphany and changed her hoe-ish ways so Jack would take her back.

Hoepiphany by chizzthekid October 6, 2016