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hermoz by William Bernal March 24, 2021
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Hermorrhoid
1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids
2) A female pain-in-the-ass
2) A female pain-in-the-ass
Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"
Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
Hermorrhoid by tnunnster October 7, 2010
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hermoz • Hermosa • Hermon • Hermo • Hermod • hermoine • hermonculus • Hermonn • hermosa beach • Hormoz
hermoans
hermoans by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017
Hermononucleosis
A disease which causes you to become Hermione Granger (Herman, Hermanana, Hermiongle boingle boingle, Hermanmonster)
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have Hermononucleosis.
Patient: Hermononucleosis? What's that?
Doctor: Well, the symptoms are very complicated, but basically it turns you into a frumpy, ugly little girl who has no friends and carries around enormous books, and you lose your popularity and your ability to draw.
Patient: Is it deadly?
Doctor: Not by itself, no. But the isolation and endless teasing may provoke suicide. And, unfortunately, we have not yet found a cure.
Patient: Hermononucleosis? What's that?
Doctor: Well, the symptoms are very complicated, but basically it turns you into a frumpy, ugly little girl who has no friends and carries around enormous books, and you lose your popularity and your ability to draw.
Patient: Is it deadly?
Doctor: Not by itself, no. But the isolation and endless teasing may provoke suicide. And, unfortunately, we have not yet found a cure.
Hermononucleosis by StarkidPotterhead October 1, 2012
hermoso
hermoso by folieaduex June 13, 2016
Hermoane Granger
Hermoane Granger by Lil_Bird414 April 30, 2021
hermononeucleosis
a word popularized by Joey Ritcher, who plays Ron Weasley in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. this perticular line was said in act 1, part 11, of A Very Potter Sequel, as seen on YouTube.
Darren Criss Harry -umm, HERMAINY? HERMAN?
*random gibberish that i couldn't figure out*
Joey Ritcher Ron -HERMANABANANA? HERM-OINGO-BOINGO-OINGO-BOINGO
Darren Criss Harry -HERMANO?
Joey Ritcher RonHERMONONEUCLEOSIS?
*"Harry and Ron" see "Hermione Bonnie*
All -AHHHHH
Darren Criss Harry -Its just Herman!
Joey Ritcher Ron - HERMAN! YOUR THE MONSTER?!
*random gibberish that i couldn't figure out*
Joey Ritcher Ron -HERMANABANANA? HERM-OINGO-BOINGO-OINGO-BOINGO
Darren Criss Harry -HERMANO?
Joey Ritcher RonHERMONONEUCLEOSIS?
*"Harry and Ron" see "Hermione Bonnie*
All -AHHHHH
Darren Criss Harry -Its just Herman!
Joey Ritcher Ron - HERMAN! YOUR THE MONSTER?!
hermononeucleosis by MikaelaShiree January 23, 2011
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