hepsister

among_sus_ but not among_sus_

person 1: whos that dude over there
person 2: he's hepsister

by SisiTigel January 23, 2022

HERSISTER

A 3-piece grunge/punk band from Middletown, NY comprised of three brothers Tim,Sean and Chris Murray. They sound like Nirvana plus Sonic Youth meets Weezer and Black Flag.

Dude, did you see that fight?
Yeah, that happens at every HERSISTER show for some reason.

by TimVermin May 21, 2011

Heistermination

When you shoplift the entire inventory of one single type of item at your local convenience store.

Comes from the Halo term "Extermination"

Snoop: "Dude I just took all the blue airheads"
Spam: "Damn, you just got a heistermination"

by Heistmeariver March 11, 2009

Heister

A Halo 3 player from the popular forum Eve-Films. He is widely known for getting Halo 3 custom games together, and having kids join right away because Heister is in the game. He is also known for raging in custom games as well. Usually from people shooting his dead body with a Mauler five times.

Dude, Evasive just pulled a Heister.

God damn, he pulled a Heister, we're going to need another person for customs.

by Eve-Films July 29, 2010

Hepster

The original word for hipster; a devotee of jazz.

20's slang
v. being hip

Also, hep-cat.

"Hey, did you hear Louis Armstrong's new record?"
"Yeah, cat! He's got the chops!"
"We're such hepsters"

by Popmadon June 29, 2013

root-heister

(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.

Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.

by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022

Newbie Heister

A cool roblox notoriety youtuber

Person 1: What is a newbie heister
Person 2: I dont really know, what is it?
Person 3: Its your mom lolz

by NoMik September 25, 2023