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heshster 

A fashionable/ironic metal head or hipster fan of heavy metal music. Heshsters dress ironically as an 80s hesher-stereotype which includes tight jeans, long hair, reeboks/nikes, Judas Priest/Iron Maiden/Motorhead T-shirts, and often sporting bandana head bands or "Freedom Bands." They can often be seen drinking Pabst or Miller Highlife at hip bars. They sometimes have DJ nights at said bars where they spin such genres as Doom Metal, NWOBHM, or classic heavy psychedelic acts like Sir Lord Baltimore, and The Flower Travellin' Band from Japan.
Caleb is such a heshster, he keeps begging me to come to his DJ night at East End but all he spins is Black Sabbath and Motorhead.

Why did all the heshsters insist on smoking angel dust at the Danava show?

Ryan has become quite the pretentious heshster since he bought that Hawkwind album. He all of a sudden is stroking his cock on those flared jeans that he bought at Buffalo exchange, and the fact that he's old enough to grow a beard. I remember in High School he used to wear ironic Cosby sweaters and talk about how Sleater-Kinney was the best band ever.

All these heshter-fags can't be that cool if they don't like Sepultura!
heshster by StarheimSavage December 29, 2008
Noun; hesst•er
Refer to term: hessin'

A person who obsesses over, harasses or stalks those who have chosen to live the hessin' lifestyle. Can be male or female. This person is usually extremely envious toward those who hess, because he or she cannot afford to live the lifestyle themselves. Therefore, this person's only option is to remain on the outside and only dream of being "in" .
Girl: "I'm going to make up hurtful definitions on Urban Dictionary after I get home from school and finish all of my homework!! "

Guy: "First of all, this ain't hessin' so this ain't cool .. Secondly, you're one nerdy ass hesster bitch."

Friend1: "OMG!! I had a dream last night that I was hessin' !!"

Friend2: "I wish we could be that cool... Hey, by the way, can we carpool tonight when we go to look into the windows of that party we weren't cool enough to be invited to!?"

Friend1's attractive older sister: "Gross, you guys are such hessters!!!!!!!"
hesster by GOTEMMMMMM September 23, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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