Heister 

A Halo 3 player from the popular forum Eve-Films. He is widely known for getting Halo 3 custom games together, and having kids join right away because Heister is in the game. He is also known for raging in custom games as well. Usually from people shooting his dead body with a Mauler five times.

Dude, Evasive just pulled a Heister.

God damn, he pulled a Heister, we're going to need another person for customs.

Heister by Eve-Films July 29, 2010

heister 

A basketball player who shoots often even though their tendency is to miss the shots that they take. A heister has a shooter's mentality but not a shooter's ability.

Once Ricky Davis got the ball, I knew it was going up. He is a heister.

heister by Tank Miller December 29, 2007

heister 

a beer or other malt beverage

Let's go to the bar and drink some ice cold heisters

heister by G-Unit March 11, 2004

root-heister 

(noun) Slang term for any medication, usually referring to a pill or capsule, that is used to overcome erectile dysfunction. Examples include sildenafil/Viagra, tadalafil/Cialis, and vardenafil/Levitra. Sometimes referred more crudely as "hard-on pills", root-heisters are definitely in demand and sell briskly in the black market alongside heroin, cocaine, and any other illicit drug, with one diamond-shaped Viagra pill fetching $10 each at the time of this writing.

Kevin didn't like how Betsy would verbally emasculate him in the bedroom, mocking his stamina, his endurance..his fuckin' manhood, man!!!! No, tonight that brawny bitch was gonna get hers, she was gonna eat her words......and HIS HARD-AS-A-TOTEM-POLE COCK that Kevin intended to pummel her big, broad dirty butt with, thanks to some root-heisters he had scored off of D.I. No doubt about it, Kevin was prepared for war and was going to WHOOP THAT ASS!!! He had better, as D.I. charged him a top-dollar price for the top-shelf root-heister brand, Viagra, the "Rolls-Royce of root-heisters" as he had been told. D.I. was the go-to guy when it came to hard-on medicine, having a stranglehold on the market, and known as a type of 'miracle-worker' when it came to soft-peter and defying the laws of gravity.

root-heister by Nikki Stixx February 18, 2022

Newbie Heister 

A cool roblox notoriety youtuber

Person 1: What is a newbie heister
Person 2: I dont really know, what is it?
Person 3: Its your mom lolz

Newbie Heister by NoMik September 25, 2023

brau heister 

Someone who steals beer, from the fridge at a party, or even just a sip out of your glass.

Dont let that kid near the fridge, yo he's a mad brau heister.

brau heister by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

Newbie Heister 

A Youtuber that records and uploads Notoriety (Roblox) videos, and is sitting at almost 11 thousand subscribers.

"Newbie Heister is such a cool Youtuber!"

"No he's not"

Newbie Heister by Alex.Plague September 27, 2023