heomo

a word that describes someone who is both homosexual and a hemophiliac

my friend is a heomo

by wonder boy December 7, 2004

hermoans

Bodily changes that lead to sex and moaning.

It takes a lot of hormones to make a lot of hermoans!

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017

habidasheries and hemoglobin

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens

What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.

1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.

by Phuqit November 22, 2011

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005

Helmo

Helmo is usually the name of an awesome couple, who are perfect for each other and everyone is jealous of them! They are usually also both really sexy. In a proper Helmo, they both have to be Dutch.

Guy 1 : They're so cute together!

Guy 2 : I know, they're a helmo!

by HelmoTheSexyCouple October 15, 2011

Hemosoo

The name of an absolute unit. Very smart, amusing, and charming. If you have a friend named Hemosoo, keep him away from your girlfriend.

Oh, you're talking about Hemosoo? Yeah, I always keep my girlfriend away from him.

by aquafrr April 24, 2021