heemo

A "Happy emo"; someone who dresses or even presents themselves as or like an emo, but usually with brighter colors and, steriotypically, a smile

The boy wearing all black with a bright blue decal and red unzipped hoodie is a classic heemo.

by Kappa Vulca January 12, 2017

Heemo

When you have just taken the biggest shit of your life

"Where were you?" Dude if you must know i just took the biggest HEEMO shit ever"

by Ashton COOCHER January 27, 2010

Haemorrhoid Buster

Derogatory name for a Homosexual.

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”

by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016

heem sleepy

Ghetto talk for "he is unconscious". Mostly said by imageboard users and crackheads.

Oooh, heem sleepy!

by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014

habidasheries and hemoglobin

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens

What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019

He's heem

The total package, a man that's just fly , his own fly can't be duplicated.

Woman sees a flyy ass guy with a bust down grill and Band-Aids wadded in his jeans "Yesss, He's Heem".

by queen Q March 17, 2019

Helmo

Helmo is usually the name of an awesome couple, who are perfect for each other and everyone is jealous of them! They are usually also both really sexy. In a proper Helmo, they both have to be Dutch.

Guy 1 : They're so cute together!

Guy 2 : I know, they're a helmo!

by HelmoTheSexyCouple October 15, 2011