heimo 

When you need a wipe but don't have to shit, which is caused by having a dirty asshole.

There are three possible causes for the need:

1. You haven't wiped sufficiently
2. Your butt crack is sweaty
3. You made a fart poop

It is different than swamp ass as heimowing aims at easing discomfort in the internal butt crack, while swamp ass has this aim but for the external buttcrack; Heimowing is when you go for the good stuff.

Friend 1: Hey guys I'm just gonna run to the bathroom quickly. I'll be back in a few.
Friend 2: U taking a piss or crap?
Friend 1: Neither, I just need to heimo.

heimo by rubentejada September 13, 2017

Heimo 

A reckless being, abiding to no law.

Heimo over there care for no law, he is reckless.

Heimo by AHoodedEnt July 26, 2013

Heimbuch 

To Heimbuch: to screw something up in a really irreversible way.

To be Heimbuched: when something goes wrong or sideways.

My plans were Heimbuched by the bad weather.

I really Heimbuched myself by eating that food with gluten in it, while having celiac disease.

Heimbuch by Murdock723 June 21, 2023

Heimbuch 

To Heimbuch: to screw something up in a really irreversible way.

To be Heimbuched: when something goes wrong or sideways.

My plans were Heimbuched by the bad weather.

I really Heimbuched myself by eating that food with gluten in it, while having celiac disease.

Heimbuch by Murdock723 June 21, 2023

Heizou <3

best and most sexy guy that will ever exist in genshin. he's the love of my life. he's the best at everything. he is an amazing detective that can rail me so bad and i'd never object against it. i'd let him invite me to his place anytime for whatever he wants to do with me.

friend: have you heard of heizou from genshin?
me: yeah, i love him so much. i went to his place last night. my heizou <3

Heizou <3 by heizou's love December 20, 2022

Emotional Heimlich 

When someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again. Also known as a hug.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.

Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich

Emotional Heimlich by pushingdaisies2010 November 22, 2010

habidasheries and hemoglobin 

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens

What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

habidasheries and hemoglobin by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019