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a dipshit dog who vomits on my bed and farts on my face at night in bed
stay away from henklis.
My dog henkli is cute but a little shit.
henkli by kiwi is the bomb December 29, 2023
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He is my cousin
Wow is that Henkie cause he is my cousin!
Henkie by CooleManJan December 3, 2021
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River Heckling 

To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."
1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.

2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.
River Heckling by Slipkid July 18, 2006
He is that perfect person you ONLY find in your dreams. He has beautiful eyes, funny personality and multiple

e-sports championship wins! He is waaaay better than that stupid guy named "Jonny". It's disgusting even reciting that name. Jonny isn't that cool guy everyone loves. He is an ignorant child who has tried to sabotage Henki's life but failed to do so. That's why everyone loves Henki for his bravery. Henki is also sooooo handsome. He attracts all the chicks in a 5-meter radius.
Man, Henki is such a cool dude! Way better than that Jonny..
Henki by HenkisNumberOneFan May 11, 2019
Usually Indian, has the ability to make the sun drop in a heartbeat. Kind of crazy at times, and outgoing. Has spastic moments every now and then, but everyone loves her. She has a raging sexual side that nobody knows about, except for her closest friends because she doesn't care what they think.
Person 1: "Look at that girl over there dancing like a hoe!"
Person 2: "Dude, she's definitely a Henali."
Henali by kclb August 16, 2011
a little white person, like a little kid or a miget that is white
honklit by yomammabomma May 7, 2010

heckling 

to shout profanity loudly out of the window of a moving vehicle. usually at bikers or small children. also to throw objects in to the path of on coming traffic.
i was just heckled..
heckling by luke detty May 13, 2005
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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