To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."
1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.
2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.
He is that perfect person you ONLY find in your dreams. He has beautiful eyes, funny personality and multiple
e-sports championship wins! He is waaaay better than that stupid guy named "Jonny". It's disgusting even reciting that name. Jonny isn't that cool guy everyone loves. He is an ignorant child who has tried to sabotage Henki's life but failed to do so. That's why everyone loves Henki for his bravery. Henki is also sooooo handsome. He attracts all the chicks in a 5-meter radius.
Usually Indian, has the ability to make the sun drop in a heartbeat. Kind of crazy at times, and outgoing. Has spastic moments every now and then, but everyone loves her. She has a raging sexual side that nobody knows about, except for her closest friends because she doesn't care what they think.
Person 1: "Look at that girl over there dancing like a hoe!"
Person 2: "Dude, she's definitely a Henali."
to shout profanity loudly out of the window of a moving vehicle. usually at bikers or small children. also to throw objects in to the path of on coming traffic.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!