a gangster rapper who lives in cassompton mi, also known as cassopolis, he was born in a bath tub by a bitch name trina with her banana titties and teeth , brother of phillip roger and robert, which is the most worthless yet, just the typical inbred white trash from cassompton mi.

that brotha ova theer he a josh hensley!

josh hensley by reginaled taylor and arthor ty May 8, 2010

Alan Hensley'd

To become irate at a mere suggestion that does not match someone though process. Marked by sarcastic questioning, referencing to business models, lots of talk about how much sense that makes etc. Also shown by playing ping pong with complete strangers and being comfortable enough to take off your shirt while drinking heavily and making other party so uncomfortable they immediately stop all alcohol consumption

He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas

He really Alan Hensley'd the poor ranger for suggesting we keep our golf carts together for the group.
The poor pizza delivery man got Alan Hensley'd when he mentioned it was a busy day delivering pizzas

Alan Hensley'd by Matt the Vag Pounder July 14, 2011

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Hensley

Sexy with an angle-like face and amazing body. She is a greater kisser and loves athletic boys

I want some of Hensley

Hensley by Glitterkitty November 6, 2014

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Hensleying

the act of trollops.

She was so tired, she started hensleying.

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Hensley

someone who is oversexed or "dicked-out"

"Man! I'm Hensley! I ain't even gonna lie!"

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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