Just a word used to insult/swear at someone. Used as a substitute for the word Fricking Franker. Mostly used in gaming as a way to express your anger to an annoying player. This word can also be used in a different context to show anger to an annoying trucker on the road. (Truckers don't take offense, please I'm just trying to show the two different contexts this word can take)
Gaming:
1. What a Hecking Honker, stop camping the base dude
2. Stop being a Hecking Honker dude, you always fucking use traps to kill me
Real-life:
1: Man, this Hecking Honker needs to learn how to drive and stop swerving around and beeping his horn
2: Can this Hecking Honker stop cutting in front of me when I'm in a rush to get to work
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!