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River Heckling 

To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."
1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.

2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.
River Heckling by Slipkid July 18, 2006

Holy Heckling 

Synonyms: Aback,Appal, Amazement,Astounded Astonishing, Amazed,Beguiled, Bamboozled, Blindsided, Bewilderment,Baffled, Shock, Startled, Shocked Stupefaction, Surprised, Stifled, Stunned, Enlightened, LIGHT-SWITCH, Startled, Unbelievable, Unaware, Vexed, Zapped. “OMG” “SKSKS” “HELP-” “I-”

Antonyms: Aware, Alluring, Bestowed, Un-Vexed, Serene, Known,” FACTS”, believable, un-hinged, “duh” “wbk” “wdym … o/c”
Bro #1: HOLY HECKLING!!!!! (HH)
*shouts* *😳 *astonished*

Bro #2: What man.. wtf is holy heck-
*looks bewildered * 😧

Bro #1: I just tried that water 💦 bottle trick. you know … the one my man Charlie Puth uses in a ton of his content…and holy heckling that man is the CEO of thirst traps 🪤

Bro #2: ok …

Bro #1: OK … SO…

“HOLY HECKLING …”
*5 min later*

Bro #2: HOLY 🤬 STFU - man? What is it now?

*rolls eyes* *🙄*

Bro #1: I JUST WENT FROM 1K to 1.5K … HH.
Holy Heckling by Jukey Lovejoy December 9, 2021

hecking fricking heck 

The most offensive word that anyone can even comprehend, if you do so much as to mutter this phrase, when you perishness, you go to heckinity
this word is never to be uttered. -Jimbobulous Mishaechel Thine FiveteenETH (hecking fricking heck)
hecking fricking heck by Jimbobulous February 27, 2018

hecking heck 

Where you go to if you used frick,nards,crap, and gosh
Oh hecking heck I dropped my funnel cake that Justin made for me.
hecking heck by That hecking trucker February 19, 2017

Hecking Honker 

Just a word used to insult/swear at someone. Used as a substitute for the word Fricking Franker. Mostly used in gaming as a way to express your anger to an annoying player. This word can also be used in a different context to show anger to an annoying trucker on the road. (Truckers don't take offense, please I'm just trying to show the two different contexts this word can take)
Gaming:

1. What a Hecking Honker, stop camping the base dude
2. Stop being a Hecking Honker dude, you always fucking use traps to kill me

Real-life:
1: Man, this Hecking Honker needs to learn how to drive and stop swerving around and beeping his horn
2: Can this Hecking Honker stop cutting in front of me when I'm in a rush to get to work
To be so darned shook up by something you just have to curse but your mom's in the room.
Gosh darn it this Josh Gadd guy is hecking hilarious!
hecking by JackBlack23 October 3, 2017
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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