Hechinger

A former Hardware chain along the East Coast of the United States, the term now means someone who is a massive tool.

A: That dude is such a tool.
B: Nah, he's a Hechingers!

Hechinger by PatBurrell_Is_God February 13, 2009

Helsinger 

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

Helsinger by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

Mrs. Hetlinger 

a nasty witch that can't teach for shit and deserves to suck on satan toes

Mrs. Hetlinger can't teach, you should knock her up Jim. might improve her teaching

Mrs. Hetlinger by Underaged onion August 28, 2018

Hemminger 

A morbidly obese and hairy man who craves bacon and encased meats. They are typically found near music venues drinking craft beer.
Also known to be extremely lazy and termed as a "Bear" in the homosexual community.

I need to clean up. I feel like a Hemminger.

Hemminger by Sir Balti February 18, 2011

Makenzie Hemminger 

The strongest, most gorgeous, funniest woman in the world she is absolutely outstanding and draws everyone in that she knows she’ll never know how much she means to her friends and family she is selfless and a true treasure to know

Who is someone that deserves the world ?

Everyone: Makenzie Hemminger

Makenzie Hemminger by Reba mustang August 30, 2021

Kaleb Hettinger 

Loves egg whites like a lot like in gross way

Not as cool as twin brother Anthony

“I will do you cora” says Kaleb Hettinger

“911 it is me Kaleb Hettinger... again”

Kaleb Hettinger by DaSouth420 March 19, 2019

hettinger 

To be incapable of producing consistent results.

I got stoned and now the data is hettinger' ed.

hettinger by FlanaganBill July 14, 2006