hesching 

giving oneself a nasty rash or staph infection from not washing or touching your own shit

taylor aint washed in a while and i think hes hesching himself

hesching by dave brasky December 29, 2007

hosching 

walking around the office aimlessly while your colleagues work diligently

Is that guy hosching around while everyone else is working hard?

hosching by sillyphilly January 27, 2016

henching 

verb, the act of doing assorted tasks whilst dressed in a uniform similar to ones peers, usually in the service of an egomaniacal villain

See henchman, henchmen, henchwoman

Most people think of henching as just turning dials or arbitrarily carrying wrenches, but some of us actually get to carry weapons!

henching by memnarc June 28, 2008

Bare Henching 

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.

Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!

Bare Henching by fiftybore March 7, 2011

Hechinger

A former Hardware chain along the East Coast of the United States, the term now means someone who is a massive tool.

A: That dude is such a tool.
B: Nah, he's a Hechingers!

Hechinger by PatBurrell_Is_God February 13, 2009

Henching 

To pump iron for a long period of time. The hencher typically displaying an I *heart* Mom tattoo on the bicep.

Communal henching is illegal in China but encouraged in Mexico.

WARNING: HENCHING CAUSES HENCHNESS

"Yesterday I was Henching constantly for 4 hours, I feel so hench."

"I went down 3 bra sizes by overhenching."

Henching by BadGrafter July 19, 2010

Heeching 

1. Verb - Engaging in an act of debauchery or adultery; Attempting to secure a heech or heechies for one's own sexual enjoyment; To scout for girls or perform sexual activities with them.

1. "Is that that perfume I smell on yo' shirt? You've been Heeching, haven't you? I'm finna kill you and cut off yo' thang!"

Heeching by Liquid Rhino May 17, 2004