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hesching 

giving oneself a nasty rash or staph infection from not washing or touching your own shit
taylor aint washed in a while and i think hes hesching himself
hesching by dave brasky December 29, 2007
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hosching 

walking around the office aimlessly while your colleagues work diligently
Is that guy hosching around while everyone else is working hard?
hosching by sillyphilly January 27, 2016
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henching 

verb, the act of doing assorted tasks whilst dressed in a uniform similar to ones peers, usually in the service of an egomaniacal villain

See henchman, henchmen, henchwoman
Most people think of henching as just turning dials or arbitrarily carrying wrenches, but some of us actually get to carry weapons!
henching by memnarc June 28, 2008

Bare Henching 

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.
Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!
Bare Henching by fiftybore March 7, 2011
A former Hardware chain along the East Coast of the United States, the term now means someone who is a massive tool.
A: That dude is such a tool.
B: Nah, he's a Hechingers!
Hechinger by PatBurrell_Is_God February 13, 2009

Henching 

To pump iron for a long period of time. The hencher typically displaying an I *heart* Mom tattoo on the bicep.

Communal henching is illegal in China but encouraged in Mexico.

WARNING: HENCHING CAUSES HENCHNESS
"Yesterday I was Henching constantly for 4 hours, I feel so hench."

"I went down 3 bra sizes by overhenching."
Henching by BadGrafter July 19, 2010

Heeching 

1. Verb - Engaging in an act of debauchery or adultery; Attempting to secure a heech or heechies for one's own sexual enjoyment; To scout for girls or perform sexual activities with them.
1. "Is that that perfume I smell on yo' shirt? You've been Heeching, haven't you? I'm finna kill you and cut off yo' thang!"
Heeching by Liquid Rhino May 17, 2004
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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