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henching 

verb, the act of doing assorted tasks whilst dressed in a uniform similar to ones peers, usually in the service of an egomaniacal villain

See henchman, henchmen, henchwoman
Most people think of henching as just turning dials or arbitrarily carrying wrenches, but some of us actually get to carry weapons!
henching by memnarc June 28, 2008
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Bare Henching 

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.
Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!
Bare Henching by fiftybore March 7, 2011

henchling 

n. A combination of "henchman" and "hireling." Intended to be gender-neutral and not necessarily derogatory. A henchling is usually distinguished from a minion by having some degree of free will, and from a henchman or henchwoman by not necessarily being aligned to evil (which the latter typically are).
Dilbert is a henchling of the pointy-haired boss. Though the boss is evil and treats Dilbert as a minion, Dilbert has free will and is not evil himself.
henchling by d@d March 12, 2008
A shorter term for the word, "Henchmen" or "Henchman."
Can you tell your henchie to back off?”
Henchie by Sharane Alvarez August 21, 2008
1.a female/girl that has the physical attributes of a man, or looks like a man.

2.A masculine female.
look at that girl, shes a henchie!
Henchie by Riz The Biz May 5, 2009

henchgirl 

A woman who works for any criminal organization such as a gang, criminal syndicate, or even the Mafia who gets paid a lot of money.

If they're in a gang or criminal syndicate, they'll most likely serve as the "girlfriends" of gang members and will kill, steal, cook for, clean up after, take care of, and have sex with them whenever they need it.

If they're in the Mafia, they'll either be "wives" or "honeys" of hitmen and will take good care of them, wait on them hand and foot like servants, fuck or "service" them, cook for them, fill in for them when they're sick, act as marksmen during heists, bail them out of jail whenever they get busted, and basically be the bitch and slave to all members of the Mafia except the Boss.
Hitman #1: Aw, man, I'm tired. Killing the laundromat owner really took a lot out of me. I'm horny now. Where's my bitch, Isabella?

Hitman #2: There she is now.

Hitman #1: Hey, toots. How about youse let me bang you till you moan and scream?

Henchgirl: Yes, Alfonso.
henchgirl by Tanauthority007 November 11, 2009