A henchie is a person who loves to cuddle with other guys pubes. This tends to get quite intense, bc he does it without asking for consent. If you are alone with a henchie, just keep your eyes locked on your lower section, for your pubes safety
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.