Helv

An afficcionado of the Helvetica font and the neoliberal technocrat world order that it represents. Helvs are offshoots of Hipsters and generally work in digital media. They will never, regardless of context, refuse a game of Cards Against Humanity, which fetishizes their conscious experience.

The Google page for this bar suggested that it had anarcho-punk vibes, but now that we're here, it's clearly full of Helvs.

by ZMoneyy May 11, 2022

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Helvian

Noun (s.)

1. A musical terrorist, killing hundreds a day through YouTube and through Jason playing his musical shitstorms.

Adjective

1. ANY music masterfully formulated by Helvian.

2. A piece of music that has been torn apart, mutilated, and/or peppered with bullshit to cause massive pain to innocents watching YouTube and Guitar Hero streamers alike.

1. "Did you watch Jason play that Helvian song, Africa? I nearly fucking died watching that ending!"
2. "That fucking Helvian's done it again with that stupid fucking Justin Bieber song!"

by Bless the memes down in Africa September 27, 2017

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Matthias Helvar

Crooked Kingdom Spoilers:

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Matthias Helvar is not bulletproof

by Simping.for.bakingsoda May 31, 2021

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Helvete

A Swedish curse, Helvete is the same place as hell.
Helvete is used instead of saying fuck or hell

*Bob falls down the stairs*
Bob: HELVETE!

by NeverDie March 22, 2008

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the helvetica scenario

Derived from an experiment (carried out in Switzerland, aka Helvetica) where the nucleus of a calcium molecule in skin was removed, leaving a temporarily stable electron/proton shell, causing a mutation that made the skin grow over all the openings in the skin. The helvetica scenario is a nightmare scenario that occurrs when this technique of removing the calcium nucleus- called quantum superpositioning- is used irresponsibly to harm people.

Political advisors feared that the country would resort to biological weapons, causing something like the helvetica scenario to happen.

by m3770r December 4, 2012

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Helvetica

A popular modernist typeface that's used just about everywhere, such as in corporate logos, signs, posters, operating systems, advertisments, and et cetera. Odds are you've seen it more than enough times in your life to memorize the distinct shape of each letter.

Graphic designers love and loathe Helvetica for its modernist appearance and practicality, and its adaption for any practical purpose.

I watched that Helvetica documentary last night, and I fell asleep at the 20 minute mark. Pretentious documentary is pretentious.

by Somebody, but not Nobody March 15, 2008

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