Definitions by ZMoneyy

Ted locks 

Dreadlocks on white people

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.

Ted locks by ZMoneyy February 8, 2024

Helv 

An afficcionado of the Helvetica font and the neoliberal technocrat world order that it represents. Helvs are offshoots of Hipsters and generally work in digital media. They will never, regardless of context, refuse a game of Cards Against Humanity, which fetishizes their conscious experience.

The Google page for this bar suggested that it had anarcho-punk vibes, but now that we're here, it's clearly full of Helvs.

Helv by ZMoneyy May 11, 2022

Solar Flare 

1. An energy attack, espoused by the ancillary characters of the cartoon series Dragon Ball Z, used to confuse opponents with a bright flash of light.
2. A social construct based upon the above definition, useable at parties when one wants to stop talking to a group of people.

Instead of explicitly stating his intention to walk over there, Rick used a solar flare.

Solar Flare by ZMoneyy January 10, 2012

Swipe People 

People within the New York subway system who try to work out inane and most likely fraudulent swiping schemes with you when you just want to refill your metrocard and be on your way.

Sorry I'm late, Swipe People made me miss my train.

Swipe People by ZMoneyy December 4, 2011

gynocide

1. The intentional killing of an unborn seed
2. An movie which takes its theme to extreme levels

Did you see Antichrist? That movie was gynocide!

gynocide by ZMoneyy January 25, 2010

fuse 

A small amount of tobacco added to the end of a joint to aid in its initial lighting

Hey man add a fuse to that joint because that weed is dense so it will be harder to light.

fuse by ZMoneyy November 2, 2008