Lexis. I'm coming for you! There is no escape! Look behind you. OH! Maybe not now... But I will be there very soon. You better prepare and enjoy the rest of your life. God knows you don't have long.
"Who is that? The guy that just murdered Lexis?"
"OH MAN that is Helvijs! I hear Lexis has been saying he will bonk him and that Helvijs is bullying him! He had it coming... May his poor soul rest in peace..."
"OH MAN that is Helvijs! I hear Lexis has been saying he will bonk him and that Helvijs is bullying him! He had it coming... May his poor soul rest in peace..."
by IRAM_eroyee July 30, 2021
A fine ass guy who can make you travel with his well wrote poems. He's often called for his naked massage skills also. If you cross by a Helvijs, don't let him go, you'll leave the dream.
you : "damn my back hurts so much, idk why"
Helvijs :"don't worry I got your back, lay down i'll do the rest"
Helvijs :"don't worry I got your back, lay down i'll do the rest"
by dickmentia July 19, 2019