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Noun (s.)

1. A musical terrorist, killing hundreds a day through YouTube and through Jason playing his musical shitstorms.

Adjective

1. ANY music masterfully formulated by Helvian.

2. A piece of music that has been torn apart, mutilated, and/or peppered with bullshit to cause massive pain to innocents watching YouTube and Guitar Hero streamers alike.
1. "Did you watch Jason play that Helvian song, Africa? I nearly fucking died watching that ending!"
2. "That fucking Helvian's done it again with that stupid fucking Justin Bieber song!"
by Bless the memes down in Africa September 27, 2017
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