helmeted warrior

An uncircumcised penis

I love sucking on the uncut foreskin of his helmeted warrior.

helmeted warrior by Jade217 September 21, 2016

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purple helmeted warrior of love

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

purple helmeted warrior of love by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

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purple helmeted warrior

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

purple helmeted warrior by RicHARD September 23, 2003

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Purple helmeted warrior of love

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.

Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.

Purple helmeted warrior of love by Anthony Orifice August 23, 2004

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purple helmeted love warrior by maxzilla June 24, 2003

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Purple helmented warrior of love

A male reproductive organ

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!

Purple helmented warrior of love by The Velvet Hammer May 13, 2006

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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