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prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying the best chicks and pimping them to his corps of 20,000 men. orginally hooker's girls.
hooker is the pimp of hookers.
by Maxzilla June 20, 2003

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a gradeschool prank usually you would write:


on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.
dude: Hey I joined the pen 15 club!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!
by maxzilla April 25, 2005

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when you go nuts from sitting in one place too long, like when you get fidgety at the end of a 3 hour lecture. charicterized by repeating the same task over and over, fussing over everything, and percieving the clock as moving in slow motion.
i cant take this anymore, the class is another 10 minutes to go. I'm going stir crazy!
by maxzilla April 12, 2005

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1. a nice image for a picture
2. a horribly twisted event (sarcasticlly)
look at those two, now isn't that a kodak moment.
by maxzilla June 21, 2003

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find *.exe
51654 files found
by maxzilla June 22, 2003

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a company with a funny duck who says aflac as a slogan. aflac as an interjection can be used as well when you can't think of something to say, but you know you should talk.
#1: Maxzilla where's your homework?
#2: Aflac!
by maxzilla June 22, 2003

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assholes, only worse
that dickwad took my cash!
by maxzilla June 23, 2003

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