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Tuesday Panda

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.
Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!
by Maxzilla July 17, 2006
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the papa

American slang in Beijing for Police. Taken from the english slang popo for the police, "pa" in chinese means fear, so literally it infers you fear the police, or that you have reason to be afraid, for example if they are after you. This is ususally used when trying to dodge or otherwise avoid the police. Akin to pigs
Hey, run for the subway, I pissed off that vendor and she went and got the papa.

xiaoxin! wo jiu kanguo yixie papa!

watch out! I just saw some papa!
by Maxzilla July 17, 2006
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stir crazy

when you go nuts from sitting in one place too long, like when you get fidgety at the end of a 3 hour lecture. charicterized by repeating the same task over and over, fussing over everything, and percieving the clock as moving in slow motion.
i cant take this anymore, the class is another 10 minutes to go. I'm going stir crazy!
by maxzilla April 12, 2005
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pen 15 club

a gradeschool prank usually you would write:

Pen
15

on your hand, then ask if they wanted to join the pen15 club. it worked best if you had a bunch of people do it. then you would get them to go through the secret ceramony where you would write "pen15" in the so that it looked like you wrote "Penis" and you would point and laugh. best done with sharpie marker.
dude: Hey I joined the pen 15 club!
chick: Pen 15 club my ass you have penis on your hand, get the fuck away from me!
by maxzilla April 25, 2005
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pocket veto

1. A Presidential power where he vetos a bill by leaving it unsigned until congress is out of session.

2. A Facebook and Myspace tactic where rather than rejecting a comment or friend request you leave it in limbo nither rejected nor accepted. less harsh than a real rejection it also means that the person cannot send another request as long as you have not decided on their original request.
1. The president pocket vetoed the new bill, try again next session guys.

2. Who the hell is this guy? I wont even qualify it with a rejection, pocket veto his ass.
by Maxzilla May 25, 2007
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pink texter

A girl, or more precicely a girl who insists on using pink or red or light blue text in AIM especially when they also use a horrible highlight combination like red background and pink text to give you a headache.
who is this pink texter that just IMed you? do I know her?
by maxzilla October 5, 2007
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metric assload

much more than an assload, used when people dont want to swear and say a shitload.
I've got a metric assload of work to do, so buzz off.
by maxzilla October 28, 2003
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