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A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.
Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!
by maxzilla July 17, 2006
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A girl, or more precicely a girl who insists on using pink or red or light blue text in AIM especially when they also use a horrible highlight combination like red background and pink text to give you a headache.
who is this pink texter that just IMed you? do I know her?
by maxzilla September 21, 2007
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something to use in place of what the fuckwhen you cant curse. it is an expresssion of confusion
guy #1: what the widget? how did that shotgun go off? I could have sworn the saftey was on...
guy #2: ...........
guy #1: you need an ambulence? oh and where'd your face go?
by maxzilla January 8, 2004
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technically it refers to the part of a revolver that hods the bullets. later it was used for a dick that is wider than it is long.
he put a new chode into the gun.
by maxzilla June 22, 2003
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a commonly used cheer in online multiplayer games after a big win
h00t we pwned you all!
by maxzilla June 21, 2003
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American slang in Beijing for Police. Taken from the english slang popo for the police, "pa" in chinese means fear, so literally it infers you fear the police, or that you have reason to be afraid, for example if they are after you. This is ususally used when trying to dodge or otherwise avoid the police. Akin to pigs
Hey, run for the subway, I pissed off that vendor and she went and got the papa.

xiaoxin! wo jiu kanguo yixie papa!

watch out! I just saw some papa!
by maxzilla July 17, 2006
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