Helmaning

Making use of every possible opportunity to make the life of a 'Helman' as pleasant as possible.

"I'm bored. What shall we do?"
"Lets go a'Helmaning'"

by Honj et Vonj March 28, 2005

Heaning Mislet

The names of two neighbouring hamlets in Cumbria, the roadsign for which reads like a direction sign for a particularly annoying person (a mislet) who is described as heaning. A useful exclamation that sounds much ruder than it is.

Heaning mislet! My bike has got another puncture.

or

He is such a heaning mislet.

by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009

Helmeting

Like the similar definition on this page, the act involves inserting one's head into the particular orifice. The original example that I've seen, and most others have also seen, is a video of a bald man putting his head (up to his ears) into a woman's vagina.

Did you see that video where that guy put his head in that chick's pussy? That's gotta be one seriously loose hole for helmeting.

by LazinessPrevails September 19, 2009

Helaping

The act of doing something horrific or unforgivable, usually intentionally, and playing it off as assistance.

1. Zero: He helaped.

2. Wasn’t helping Harpuia once enough? Doing it again isn’t helaping anyone!

by Felon J. K. June 2, 2019

Humaning

To act in a way that can only be described as human.

My friend got mad at me for making up this word so I told her I'm just humaning and she should get over it.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2014

Holmaning

When a man holes up on his friends kitchen floor after carousing around like a drunken fiend; unable to care for himself. Usually occuring after heavy drinking and/or being an obnoxious member of a social scene at a venue serving liquor. A true Holmaning event will usually lead the person in the act to urinate on themselves and may lead to a guilt quilt the next day.

Kirk: Bro, you totally got drunk, passed out on my floor and pissed your pants last night. You're lucky I drove you home!
Tyler: Yeah, I guess I am guilty of Holmaning. My bad.

by Yogi the Witness May 23, 2013

Helming

The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.

Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.

by guilty_spork December 5, 2004